I made a boyfriend out of clay.
The benefits of having a clay boyfriend as opposed to a real one:
He stares dreamily at me at all times. He always agrees with me. He will never cheat on me. He doesn’t complain if we watch chick flicks. He has a very soft heart.
On the other hand, if we snuggle I will end up squishing him. Conversation can be a little one sided. I always have to plan our dates. And I’m starting to think he doesn’t have any ambition in life.
But he’s handsome, eh?
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